HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

This has been circulating around Facebook and thought of sharing it here to for my readers. Ah women, they always have a long list for men to follow.

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… photo not mine, I don’t own it.

1. Feed him

2. Sleep with him

3. Leave him with peace

4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs)

5. Don’t bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that ?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It’s really not too difficult but…. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a plumber

10. a mechanic

11. a carpenter

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. Go shopping with her

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes. BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

53. never forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes. —

A Wife’s Joke

After the wife and the husband made love last weekend, she remembered one joke while she was still in her own country years ago and she asked her husband to test if he will answer her question correctly.
Wife: Lalabs, do you know the question women often ask to their partners after having sex?
Husband: do you love me?
Wife: Wrong. She would ask “where is my panty?”
…and that’s what I asked to him that made him chuckle.

A Good Joke Worth Sharing

I apologize for I have nothing to do this very early morning so I am sharing to you all this very good joke I have in my personal e-mail. Hope you have a good laugh after reading this and seeing the picture in the bottom! Have a nice Tuesday everyone!

Dear Family and Friends, 

Most of you know I went in for a surgical procedure for a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center . I didn’t have the most pleasant experience. I should’ve left well enough alone. 
I wanted to show you how it turned out. I hope this keeps YOU from having this done. 
Please, PLEASE, PLEASE . . Don’t get a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center . You will most certainly regret it !!!
Love, Mabel